Are You a Bobber, Dead Fish, or Wiggler? Tee

Product Description

Yeah, we said it—and now you’ve gotta ask yourself:
Are you just floating?
Laying there doing nothing?
Or are you squirming, grinding, and giving it everything you’ve got?

The “Are You a Bobber, Dead Fish, or Wiggler?” tee is funny and real. It’s for those who know the gym is part work, part mindset, and part not-taking-yourself-too-seriously... while still going harder than 90% of people.

Whether you're the one moving weight or moving slow, this shirt keeps the energy light while dropping a subtle callout.

Features/Benefits

✔️ Hilarious front design that doubles as a vibe check
✔️ Bright, bold graphics that get attention and laughs
✔️ Super soft cotton that feels better than a rest day
✔️ Athletic fit for serious lifters who don’t take themselves too seriously
✔️ Great convo starter (warning: may attract other wigglers)

📏 Size Guide (Refer to the size chart for a perfect fit!),

Call to Action

Ready to stop floating and start hustling? Add this tee to your cart and let everyone know—you’re not the bait, you’re the beast.