“FUCKTOSE INTOLERANT” Definition Tee

Product Description

Lactose? Nah. Bullsh*t? HELL NAH.

This tee is for the legends who’ve reached their daily limit of fake vibes, drama queens, and unsolicited opinions. Featuring the tongue-in-cheek definition of FUCKTOSE INTOLERANT, this shirt lets the world know your boundaries are high-protein, low-patience.

Whether you're at the gym, the grocery store, or just avoiding people in general—this tee does the talking so you don’t have to waste energy explaining your face.

Features/Benefits

✅ Savage-style humor that sparks laughs or silence—either works
✅ DTF print for long-lasting wear (unlike other people’s attitudes)
✅ Soft cotton blend that’s smooth on skin, rough on tolerance
✅ Perfect for gym warriors, introverted beasts & antisocial kings
✅ Available in white or black for your mood of the day

📏 Size Guide (Refer to the size chart for a perfect fit!),

Call to Action

If you’re done explaining yourself, done with nonsense, and just here to lift and live—grab this tee and walk the walk. No tolerance, no filter, no apologies.