“I’m Not Always a Dick” Gym Tee – Savage Edition

Product Description

For those days when your patience wears thinner than your gym shirt, say what’s really on your mind—without even opening your mouth.

The “I’m Not Always a Dick – Just Kidding” tee is savagely honest, aggressively hilarious, and designed for the lifter who’s not here to coddle anyone’s feelings. You lift heavy, you talk straight, and you’ve got the tee to prove it.

Warning: This shirt may cause passive-aggressive silence in the gym and spontaneous laughter among the real ones.

Features/Benefits

✅ Bold DTF print that won’t fade, even when your mood does
✅ Premium soft cotton for comfort during your lifts or your sarcasm sprees
✅ Ideal for gym rats, alpha energy carriers, and zero-filter personalities
✅ Guaranteed to trigger snowflakes (and we love that for you)
✅ Wear it, own it, and let your shirt throw hands verbally

📏 Size Guide (Refer to the size chart for a perfect fit!),

Call to Action

Let the world know you’re not the problem—they are. Add to cart and get ready for stares, smirks, and gym nods of respect.