Sex, Weights, and Protein Shakes Muscle Tank

Product Description:
Who needs a life coach when you've got the Sex, Weights, and Protein Shakes tank? This gym essential is here to remind the world of your three main priorities—and in that exact order. Whether you're getting sweaty in the gym or... elsewhere, this sleeveless beast is built to handle it all.

It’s bold. It’s cheeky. It’s swole-approved. And yeah, it may spark conversations, smirks, or spontaneous reps. Perfect for lifters with a sense of humor and a love for the gains (and shakes... and vibes).

Features/Benefits:
✔️ Bold graphic with barbell swag
✔️ Premium cotton blend for max comfort and flex appeal
✔️ Sleeveless cut = more bicep freedom
✔️ Designed to provoke gym laughs and extra reps
✔️ DTF print = vivid colors + built to last through beast mode

📏 Size Guide:
Runs true to size. Check the chart and flex accordingly. (Flexing while checking size is optional—but encouraged.)

Call to Action:
Rep your priorities. Stack the weight, sip the shake, and grab yours now.